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Monday, 15 January 2007

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It appears an Eskimo myth has proved to be more than just superstition. A story retold down the ages in countless igloos about a polar bear who was deliriously high after eating hallucinogenic sea lions, mated with a penguin and produced offspring is now being taken seriously .

Today in the Antarctic a strange white furry animal with a beak was captured, and has been confirmed by Antarctic zoologist Archimedes O'Riley as a pologuin. The first bird animal hybrid known to science since the hippo-goose

When Sir David Attenborough was contacted late last night he said "Do you mind I'm trying to watch the Playboy channel!"

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