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Monday, 15 January 2007

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Blackcurrent drinkers to 'spoil' their stock in a shock return to apple drinking

Scientists in the UK have finally put to rest the riddle of how some apple juice has a 'cloudy' appearance. After many different tests which have used space-age technology & cutting edge methods, Scientists have finally been able to remove the 'cloud matter' from juice, making the liquid clear. Tests have taken place over the last few weeks & officials are pleased to announce it is in fact apple or 'pulp from apple skins'.

Cloudy apple juice theories in the past have been as wide & varied as angry spirit gods, the curse of an ancient pirate Bob eyed Pete & actual cloud matter that apple trees absorb through their bark & transfer to the apples during the apples first 3-4 weeks of growth.

Asda, Sainsbury's & Tesco have all announced that they are keen to stock clear apple juice drinks now & Chelsea FC are in talks with Granny Smith for a new sponsorship deal.

Apples are part of your 5 a day the human body needs to stay healthy & in good shape. Beer is not, but scientists now believe drinking 15 pints of apple based Cider drinks can lower blood pressure, rejuvenate hair growth & cure aids.

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