Global warming pundit, Al Gore, star of the hit global warming movie, "Global Warming" had little to say to reporters (many wearing mittens) who asked the former VP exactly which part of the globe might actually BE globally warming.
With temperatures approaching negative 10 in Denver, Oklahoma buried under 14 sheets of arctic ice and Southern Californians breaking out the parka's going 'brrrrrr' some meteorological scientists are questioning Al Gore's global warming theory, one scientist saying,
"Sure the poles are melting and the oceans are boiling and the sun's beating down like a furnace in early spring but that doesn't mean global warming exists."
Al Gore on Meet the Press responded,
"If you don't believe me buy my book then, read about it. The Earth's getting hot. We're all going to die at the hands of the sun."
Peta officials are extremely concerned about the dancing Penguins at the South Pole saying,
"If their ice world melts, what will become of the penguins?"
Wolfgang Puck on Thursday's show responded with:
"You've never tried Creole Penguin Casserole I guess, please don't shoot me for saying that but dad gum .. a little Liquid Smoke, a few mushrooms .. dash of paprika .."
Temperatures are expected to plummet even further as the worst winter storm to hit the nation since Washington crossed the Delaware threatens to shut down schools across the land keeping the kids at home to drive the parents crazy enough to attempt to drive OUT into the winter storm and become yet another fatality on CNN's dead-man i-list."
Oprah Winfrey advises everyone south of Montreal to stay home if they don't have to get out on the streets. Don't expect to see Ophra OR Nancy Grace on tv today .. they're snowed in watching Springer. Al Gore, his global warming theory sufficiently challenged many ways says,
"Just wait til summer then get back with me".