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Thursday, 11 January 2007

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Apple's iSock

Apple continue to expand their line of products with their latest offering, the iSock. This revolutionary device has the same ability as the iPod to play any songs from Apple's iTunes website, and also keeps your feet warm.

Musical sock manufacturers worldwide nervously welcomed the announcement. "We don't know what to do!" said Goebbels von Rattattat, the Netherlands' leading musical sockmaker. "Our socks only play Jingle Bells in an annoying beepy way. This is going to completely shake up the musical sock market."

The iSock is available in three colours - white, pink and yellow. The user changes songs by tap dancing. A simple riffle-shuffle switches to the next track, and a triple ball-ankle tap adjusts the volume.

This follows yesterday's announcement of the iRadio, a radio which can play songs from iTunes, and the iCdplayer, a CD player to which Apple has cleverly added the ability to play songs from iTunes.

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