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Saturday, 6 January 2007

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Make Las Vegas your destination for hard living!

Ceasar's Palace Hotel and Casino has recently obtained the services of Dr. Dick Upwood, M.D.. The doctor will be located in the pool area and will sell the prescription drug Viagra to any middle aged man wandering the area, checking out the girls. No previous prescription will be required.

Not to be outdone, the Las Vegas Hilton has hired Dr. Hardesty Shaft to market Cialis to their patrons, both at the pool and outside of the all nude review.

Hugh Stiffy will market for another of the erection drugs outside of the Luxor. He will also give out free maps to places like the Mustang Ranch.

Bob, the spokesman for the drug promoting natural male enhancement, will sell his wares outside of the Flamingo.

As a quick change in altitude will destroy the desired affects of the medication, and not allow the 40 hour drugs to work on people after flying out of town, what happens in Vegas will stay in Vegas.

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