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Wednesday, 3 January 2007

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An amazing development today as NASA releases a photograph taken by the Hubble Space Telescope.

The picture, of a remote area of Uranus, clearly shows the existence of some kind of space travel having taken place in the past.

Star-watcher, Sir Patrick Moore, told The Spoof:

"This is quite extraordinary. If you study the picture closely you can just make out something in the top left-hand corner that we believe is some kind of dried-up water course. It's incredible"

We asked Sir Patrick what about the huge arse and jeans clearly visible in the picture and he replied:

"Come now! You seem to be straying into the realms of fantasy here. I haven't got a clue what you're talking about. Absolutely preposterous, and I refuse to continue this infantile discussion. Goodbye!"

And with that the xylophone-playing boffin was off and not playing ball with us.

So it's over to you readers. What can you see in the picture? Email in your suggestions and we'll publish a list of the best ones tomorrow.

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