Written by Francesca Lovett
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Friday, 22 December 2006

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We must all start taking an interest in this OR subject if we are to have a fulfilling sex-life

Scientists working at Cardiff University today announced an unusual way to improve your sex life. They managed to prove that taking an interest in a little-known mathematical subject called Operational Research (OR) will improve your confidence and allure whilst reducing your inhibitions, resulting in a striking improvement in your sex life.

The study was carried out on all first-year students at the university, with the experimental group being those who studied OR, or came into close contact with someone who did; the remaining students made up the control group. CCTV was set up in all halls of residence bedrooms and the footage monitored over a 12 month period.

According to Geoffrey DeNancy, leading researcher of the team making the breakthrough, "The study took longer than expected, but we all enjoyed ourselves thoroughly and are pleased with our results. It is clear that we must all start taking an interest in this OR subject if we are to have a fulfilling sex-life."

For more details on DeNancy's research please visit the University's website.

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