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Wednesday, 18 October 2017

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Kids should certainly not be exposed to their pissed mums peeing on dads bog! I wonder why?

UK scientists, after studying the behavior of kids witnessing their parents boozing have come to the conclusion; it is bad for them!

This 'rocket science' discovery will rock the medical fraternity and hopefully teach binge drinking parents, who don't give a shit if their kids are watching them or not, a lesson in how to bring up their children correctly; that's if they know who their kids are after downing several bottles of vin rouge, or other alcoholic beverages, BURP!

It has also been confirmed that kids confronted with 'pissed up parents' tend to enjoy a wee dram or ten at a very early age and could very easy end up being alcoholics by the time they hit 18!

The AA organisation (not those who mend your cars) have also warned parents to be more prudent whilst boozing at the dinner table because their children could be affected by the sight of dad or mum dancing on the table, doing a 'knees up Mother Brown' and demanding that their kids join in a polonaise during dinner, how embarrassing, BURP! This is incredibly unhealthy because modern day kids don't dance, they prefer to WhatsApp, Snapchat or Instagram!

Scientists also recommend that parents should wait until their kids have their noses stuck in their smartphones before opening up a bottle or two because then they really don't give a damn if their parents are pissed, sober, or even alive!

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