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Thursday, 24 August 2017

image for The Swedish White Moose: Why Is He White?
White on white..........

A few possible explanations:

He's not of this world. He's a ghost. He's hoping to get a part in a remake of the 1990 movie GHOST.

His momma gave him a bath and she scrubbed too hard.

He's In costume. Getting ready for Halloween a little early.

He may like to work in a circus or zoo one day.

He's a holdover from "Lord of the Rings."

He couldn't decide on what shade of brown to be, so he just opted for white.

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Mandy Hale has some advice for the white moose: "So you're a little weird? Work it! A little different? OWN it! Better to be a nerd than one of the herd"

Exactly.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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