Written by Jaggedone
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Thursday, 13 July 2017

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However, this particular baby could cause an apocalyptic disaster, no doubt!

A scientific report claims dirty nappies, screaming babies, sleepless nights for parents, 9 months of pregnancy ending in torture for mums, in fact anything to do with babies will destroy the planet!

Dads tend to feel differently about the report because making babies is just so much fun, and mum's, hoping to get pregnant, sometimes love it too. However, there is a downside to all of this frivolity whilst jumping in and out of bed; a baby could appear at the end of it all, and too many of them aint good for the planet according to scientists, not Jaggedone BTW.

The age old problems of poverty, hunger, shanty towns, slums, criminality, lack of hygiene, etc, caused by the masses who basically have nothing compared to those who have everything (Based upon a Bob Marley classic that line BTW) is defined normally by the amount of kiddies running around, barefoot, nearly naked and starving.

OK, as far as that goes maybe the scientists have a point, just like multi-billionaire, Bill Gates, had many years ago. The Chinese who realised that having masses of nippers also said, "?? - bu4" (clever that one!) and forbid families to have more than 2 nippers, and if one was a girl, dump it!

However, babies causing an apocalyptic disaster is a bit exaggerated so Jaggedone has the perfect scientific solution for all of you still practicing with high-levels of energy; put a plug in it!

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