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Monday, 27 March 2017

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The two women that signed up for Trump's new college talk excitedly about how they want to learn how to fire people.

Trump Tower, NY Trump announced today that he will re-start Trump University, this time with an emphasis on Scholastics instead of Real Estate Scams.

"One class we're really proud of is our Alchemy class. As far as I know, we are the only university in the U.S. that offers this, maybe the world! This class is going to be Huge!" bragged Trump.

"Another big class is going to be "Modern Science Scams" and will include phony baloney like global-warming and the big bang theory" continued Trump.

"And finally, we will have Jenny McCarthy teaching a class on the danger of vaccines!" finished Trump.

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