Written by Ben Macnair
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Topics: Amazon

Friday, 20 January 2017

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Scientists have proven beyond all known doubt, that yes, Amazon is totally judging you, and all of the lifestyle choices you have ever made.

Every book, CD,product from China, kindle book you have downloaded, clothes you have bought, and review you have left on Amazon forms a well-rounded view of what you actually are. You may pretend to have good taste in music, clothes, and literature, but Amazon really knows what lives under your bed.

Christopher Trumpton on the Wold said: 'For years, I thought that my secrets were completely safe, but now Amazon knows about the Enya, Ronan Keating and Englebert Humperdinck CD I have bought, both ironically, for my friends, and with all seriousness for my parents. How can I have ever get over the shame of someone knowing that'.

People who bought what Mr Trumpton on the Wold bought have no shame.

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