For the third time in less than a month, actor William H. Macy has awoken as Frank from the ShowTime series Shameless in a strangers living room.
"This is crazy," the bemused actor said recently "I'm on hiatus."
FBI investigator Mitch Farnsworth has found that each occurrence has happened following a viewing by the residence at each location of the SHAMELESS episode in which Frank disappears. And each show was viewed on a newly purchased Samsung Hi reality television.
"I don't know; this is weird," stated the investigator when asked if these were merely coincidences.
However, famous television personality and physicist Michio Kaku suggests.
"Things like this are bound to happen now that we are messing with quarks and the god particle. In fact, I myself awoke in the vortex of a Black hole recently."
When this reporter relayed Dr. Kaku's stunning revelation to the investigator, Detective Farnsworth chuckled and said "Quark you."