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Thursday, 26 May 2016

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With no real oversight, the new HB2 law in North Carolina was bound for failure until a new tech company received the government contract worth 42 million dollars to invent and perfect a toilet cam that will be able to determine the users sex and report any unlawful bathroom activity.

The new cam, called "Poo Per View" Can not only determine sex, but also have 20 other built in algorithms that can determine race, weight, health, overall diet, sexual gratification, phone usage, carrier signal and strength, intoxication, drug use, prescription drug use, BMI, ethnicity, contribution to society, social welfare usage, car serial no., as well as a few others not allow to be discussed by media due to military surveillance.

The camera will be built into newly design toilets that will not be distinguishable from older toilets, nor will there be any privacy warnings attached.

The camera can also inject an RFID chip into the buttocks of any user for further monitoring.

Due to the NSA surveillance law, none of these extra measures have proven to be "illegal".

So, the next time you go to a public bathroom in North Carolina and you feel a little prick, it's not a transgendered person, it's the United States Government.

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