In another U.K. "first" The British Association for Parasitic Worm Development has discovered that internet worms can be permanently eliminated by a single treatment of dog wormer medicine.
The computers will have to be treated by qualified veterinary surgeons or Vitneries. According to rules the computers will have to be transported to surgeries in secure animal cages but mice cannot be cured as yet and may have to be put down.
Computers pick up worms from "pirate software" or unhygienic keyboard practices.
Over the counter remedies do not work as the new "wonder drug" tetramethyl silnifate is only available by prescription.
Like many breakthroughs the drug's amazing properties were the result of chance combined with thorough laboratory techniques. Scientists working on a cure for hard drive erectile dysfunction using Bob Martine's Dog Wormer noticed dead worms falling out of the computer U.S.B. ports.