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Friday, 24 November 2006

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The world renowned controversial surgeon, Dr Ian M. Afraud, who made the first vaginal transplant, the eye on the forehead implant, and created the marijuana room to cure asthma, is now saying that hallucinogenic mushrooms can cure anything from common cold, to AIDS.

"This mushrooms are not only delicious, they make you feel very good and immortal. Eat them, drink them, smell them or whatever, and this guys will take you to a place you have never been" declared the ugly-looking doctor.

This comments have spark fury from colleagues who claim there is no way the mushrooms can cure AIDS or make you immortal.

"That guy is a lunatic, everybody knows hallucinogenic mushrooms are no medicine" said doctor Albie Spoonin

The controversy will continue as the medical community is debating on the subject, the argument is expected to last at least a month, and nobody is sure of what will be the final resolution, but doctors say one thing, "It's not going to be easy, but boy are we gonna have some fun testing those mushrooms!

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