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Wednesday, 29 October 2014

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International Burned Food Rocket Disaster

Barni, Rustle and Radsy, Blue Petre presenters have today made a catapult out of Cornflake boxes to supply the astronauts on the International Space Station with food.

The supply rocket exploded leaving the crew without food and although Russian food is on its way, the astronauts would onviously rather have proper food. Blue Petre has raised £1.5m to build the giant catapult out of Cornflake boxes and yoghurt cartons.

Tomorrow morning, an Olympic weight lifting champion will pull the elastic back on the catapult and send 50 Mc Donalds Big Macs, 50 medium cokes and 20 Chicken Tikka Masalas hurtling towards the Space Station in return for free trips into space for the presenters next year on a non- exploding rocket.

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