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Thursday, 18 September 2014

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The scientist in charge of stem cells in the US (pictured here) says we have nothing to fear from the Japanese.

Tokyo, Japan Japan showed its true colors today as the island republic announced that they have created a nuclear fire breathing gigantic dinosaur lizard named Godzilla and that they might not be able to stop him once he starts heading toward the sun and fun in Hawaii.

The United States was stunned. "We thought Godzilla was just a cheaply made science fiction film that took advantage of a down-on-his-luck Raymond Burr to become a hit, back in the 1950s when The Blob was also a big hit," spoke a stunned New York film critic.

"We plan retaliation only if Americans are directly threatened," spoke Obama to a packed press room in the East Room.

In related news, a representative from the Pentagon, who insisted on anonymity, hinted that the U.S. has developed weaponry nicknamed Mothra and Iron Man.

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