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Thursday, 31 July 2014

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Ms. Palin states that this dinosaur in the British Museum is her father's plow dino Fluffy.

SOMEWHERE IN ALASKA Former vice-presidential candidate and governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, a devout creationist, stated today that it was true that dinosaurs and homo sapiens existed at the same time because she remembers that her grandparents had told her about them using dinosaurs to plow their fields during really bad snowstorms in Alaska when none of the other animals could do it. She said her grandfather's dinosaurs names were Fluffy and Stupid #$^*#.

Ms. Palin promised many more stories proving that the world was created about 6,000 years ago and dinosaurs co-existed with her grandparents.

It is rumored that she is about to sign a multi-thousand dollar contract with the ever-popular HUB network to talk about it.

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