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Friday, 18 July 2014

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Mac, the choice of pipers everywhere

Apple MacPherson have uploaded a fix for O.S. 12 "Prairie Dog" which appears to be causing Scotsmen to "freeze" and require cold reboots. Apple MacPherson have denied any problems are linked to its new operating system and claim the new download is a precautionary measure.

A spokesperson said this morning, "Admittedly its July, but Scotsmen freeze from time to time and need to be switched off and on again just like any P.C. or MacDonald or McCartney does. Scotsmen are less prone to viruses. The range and price of software for them is greater than it ever was now and we are continuing to develop our software to match the versatility required of today's Scotsmen and Scotswomen. After the referendum I think you will still find that the preferred O.S. for Scotsmen is Mac.

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