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Monday, 20 November 2006

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"And *I'm* not happy with this study. Those Oxford clowns!"

Researchers at Oxford University have just published the results of a five-year study and it seems that there really is no pleasing some people.

Professor Juan Calahonda presented the group's findings in a swanky London hotel today.

The portly Spaniard who hails from Spain and is fond of a plate or two of tapas said:

"We took test samples from across all strata of society and we were surprised by our findings. One example, let's call him Mr X, who won £3,456,000 on the National Lottery, was still not pleased with things in general"

This kind of airy-fairy research costs a bomb and The Spoof thinks that this sort of money could be better spent on other things. When we put this to Professor Calahonda the shifty Spaniard said:

"Well you have a point there; whether I agree with it or not is an entirely different matter"

The smug Spaniard then made his excuses and left looking very pleased with himself indeed.

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