Researchers at Oxford University have just published the results of a five-year study and it seems that there really is no pleasing some people.
Professor Juan Calahonda presented the group's findings in a swanky London hotel today.
The portly Spaniard who hails from Spain and is fond of a plate or two of tapas said:
"We took test samples from across all strata of society and we were surprised by our findings. One example, let's call him Mr X, who won £3,456,000 on the National Lottery, was still not pleased with things in general"
This kind of airy-fairy research costs a bomb and The Spoof thinks that this sort of money could be better spent on other things. When we put this to Professor Calahonda the shifty Spaniard said:
"Well you have a point there; whether I agree with it or not is an entirely different matter"
The smug Spaniard then made his excuses and left looking very pleased with himself indeed.