And BOOM!!! Google HQ exploded to bits. Just as they had their amazing "Google Glass" on the Product Line.
"Google thought everything was over", said Google C.E.O Larry Smith. "Alas, until thy young , innocent pink poodle appeared from out of the rubble.
This poodle placed a small box in my hand. My trembling wrist karate chopped it open. The box read "PoodleGlass - The future of the future" "Mr Smith then told us: "I was amazed man! AMAZED! This poodle has saved our reputation."
Larry gave our senior reporter, John Springsteen, a try. John tried on the glass, and instantly appearing out of the blue on his clear screen, was… EPIC SAX GUY!!! A message scrolled down the screen reading "SAXROLL'D!"
Sax - Proof Poodle Glass goes on sale November 2014.