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Wednesday, 9 July 2014

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"Danger Is A Foot."

Mexico's criminal underworld has taken a dark turn with the rise of new criminals known as, 'super cyber scientific secret base bad guys.' The fight against crime called for an out of towner. An unknown police man who believes his dog is a robot.

"The only way to fight crime these days is with a robotic dog named Muttonstein."

Claims made by Constable Police Man, a police office of 'the fourth realm.'

After first talking to 'Constable Police Man' we were startled by his bizarre statements.
We asked why he, John Either, literally changed his name to Constable Police Man, and we got more than we bargained for...

"I've come from a parallel universe from the future and I'm an alien from the fourth realm. Constable Police Man begins."

"I was the greatest alien police fighter in the fourth realm. That is before Pluto exploded and I was cast out into space. I was the only man who survived the explosion who could breath in space. And luckily for earth I was the only person from my planet who learned how to travel through time using my perplex muscle. A muscle inside my brain that only I knew existed. It was only a matter of time before I needed to change my name. The Mexican super cyber scientific secret base bad guys had already mastered time travel, and were hot on my tail. I knew that Constable Police Man was the only alias left that wouldn't draw attention. As I've used every other possible combination of letters, in a large but finite world of parallel universes."

Constable Police Man continued:

"Muttonstein is perfect apart from his inability to understand proper linguistics."

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