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Friday, 27 June 2014

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A new Satellite Navigation system is now for sale on the high street that will get you from A to B in your mind.

On sale now is The Psychological Sat Nav (PSN) that can take an individual from a state of racial ignorance to one of informed enlightenment. Kobe Patel-Smith-Marcowski, the creator of the PSN, had the following to say at the launch of the product.

"This product can change the perception of a person from seeing the racial barriers that are regularly re-in forced in society and culture today to one of seeing everyone the same; equal. A same face culture if you will."

The PSN has been heavily tested, with its most impressive results occurring when tested upon white Yorkshire Cricket fans over the age of 50. However, as with any new product there is room for improvement. It states on the packaging that it cannot currently alter the perceptions of Jeremy Clarkson, Nigel Farage, or comedian Paul Chowdhry as without their current perspectives their main avenues of financial income would cease to exist.

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