Written by mrpodo100
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Topics: Sex, Marriage, life

Sunday, 27 April 2014

Studies show in a deep part of missouri that indeed, women do in fact live longer than men because they aren't married to women. Donald Trump says he "isn't really surprised" by the news.

A local bystander by the name of 'Dick Trickle' says "he found this out years ago, way before studies have been done.

Many people say however, that the source of these studies are false. Those people were actually joking.

Studies have also shown that women live longer than men because women dont work as physically hard as men do, due to the fact that they're in the kitchen all the time. Some women might say this report is offensive, but we all know they aren't allowed to use the internet.

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