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Sunday, 13 April 2014

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This Johnny Appleseed University couple reported that their twerking led to a home run.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A US Government Study has just been released which shows that the practice of twerking could very well lead to coitus.

The scientific study was conducted at Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis, Indiana.

A total of 500 male and 500 female students volunteered to participate in the research study.

The students were paired off in a boy-girl format and they were instructed to put aside any inhibitions that they may have.

Out of the 1,000 participants a total of 992 were able to do so, but 8 stated that they were raised in homes where twerking was considered to be a work tool of the damn devil.

Those 8 were excused from the research study and asked to return the $35 courtesy fee.

As the music was played each couple took turns twerking each other. First the male twerked the female for 45 seconds and then the female twerked the male for 45 seconds.

This was repeated for a total of five times.

Out of the 492 couples that finished the research study a total of 28 replied that afterwards they reached first base, 42 got to second base, 170 made it to third base, and 252 ended up hitting home runs!

STORY UPDATE: Since the research study ended 17 of the couples have become engaged.

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