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Sunday, 13 April 2014

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MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - Kennedy Space Center Spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle has informed the news media that the Hubble Space Telescope has made an amazing discovery.

Hubby, as the space telescope is affectionately known, has detected 3 North Korean missiles located 3.9 miles from the South Korean border.

The 3 missiles are presently unarmed but they can be made ready to fire within 13 minutes.

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un when told about the space telescope's discovery stated that there are no North Korean missiles located on the North Korean-South Korean border.

He pointed out that the closest missile to the border is located 73.1 miles away.

Kim Jong Un also pointed out that he does not appreciate the United States using the Hubble Space Telescope to spy on North Korea.

SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un is furious with the US and he has said that he plans to issue a formal written complaint with the United Nations Department of Spying.

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