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Sunday, 6 April 2014

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Was a pre-Flood supernatural race fracking the moon using their own Exxon Mobil rig?

Nevada Desert - Lunar archaeologists at NASA's Area 51, Roswell HQ are studying images of what looks like a perfectly preserved antediluvian fracking rig parked on the crude-rich Mare Tranquillitatis basin.

Dozens of pictures relayed by satellite from the space agency's lunar rover clearly show sophisticated drilling equipment close to the area's Lower Imbrian Epoch gas-filled mountains, abandoned by Earth's supernatural forefathers eons ago.

A NASA HQ decryption unit is also studying what appear to be weird hieroglyphs etched on the rig which to the untrained, non-NASA eye could be easily mistaken for an ancient Exxon-Mobil logo.

"The basin is actually Pre-Nectarian," the space agency's head of antiquities explained, "with some oddly shaped irregular margins lacking the sort of defined multiple-ringed structure normally associated with fracking drills.

"But hey, whaddahell! They fell for all that Neil Armstrong crap, shouldn't be a problem with this little sequel."

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