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Thursday, 27 March 2014

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Kim Jong Un says he has received over 800 pages of personal info about Sarah Palin.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he did in fact give the order for his director of computers, to breach the Internet servers in Alaska.

The leader of North Korea told The Rice Paddy National News Agency that he did so because he did not appreciate ex-governor Sarah Palin referring to him as that Asian Cabbage Patch Doll.

Kim Jong Un said that "Snowflake" Palin has a lot of room to talk seeing as how she looks like a bargain basement version of Tina Fey.

He noted that he received info from his director of computers that Todd Palin is seriously thinking of filing for divorce from his wife due to the fact that she is so busy trying to make a name for herself in the political arena that she is ignoring him, their kids, and her housework.

Kim Jong Un told The Rice Paddy that if the Loose Moose was his wife he would have taken away her high-powered telescopic rifle, burned all of her male hunting clothes, and beat her with a box of rice,

Meanwhile, Sarah Palin when told of the Alaskan Server breach said that she is going to talk to President Obama about issuing a hefty fine on the North Korean leader.

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