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Thursday, 6 March 2014

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The Atlantic Ocean (shown above) could end up freezing due to The Klondike Polar Vortex.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Weather has issued a severe winter snow storm warning for an area from the Dakotas all the way Eastward to New England.

The report states that The Klondike Polar Vortex could cause some temperatures to dip down around minus 117, which would break temperature lows in some cities that have stood for 200 years.

The USDW is also stating that The Klondike Polar Vortex has the possibility of freezing the Atlantic Ocean which several top U.S. meteorologists predicted last month.

One of the most respected weathercasters in the USA, Algonquin Brewtiddle of New Orleans has commented that the last time that the Atlantic Ocean froze was back on September 13, 1489, three years before Christopher Columbus discovered America.

SIDENOTE: The United States Navy is presently making arrangements for all U.S. Navy submarines to leave the Atlantic Ocean and head over to the Pacific Ocean.

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