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Saturday, 22 February 2014

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Vice-President Joe Biden said that he has just bought a rescue dog which he named Kim Jong Dog.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea.

The president speaking before the White House Press Corps severely chastised France for selling a missile starter button to the leader of North Korea Kim Jong Un.

He noted that if a missile with that particular starter button is launched from the North Korean mainland the United States and the United Nations will hold France responsible.

Gigi de Maupassant a reporter for France's Le News Agency explained that the only reason why France provided Kim Jong Un with the missile starter button was because they feared that he would launch a missile toward the Eiffel Tower destroying the famous French landmark.

A highly incensed President Obama remarked that he didn't give a rat's ass what the reason was he is still going to hold the French government responsible should the crazy dumbass Kim Jong Un fire a missile using that particular missile starter button.

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