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Thursday, 20 February 2014

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Mexico conducted its nuclear test 2 miles west of the resort city of Cancun.

MEXICO CITY - Word coming from South of the border is that the Republic of Mexico has just joined the elite group of nations who possess nuclear weapons.

Mexico's Las Maracas National News Agency is reporting that the weapons of mass destruction have been in the developmental stage for the past two years.

Laguna Vendetta, a reporter for Las Maracas, spoke with Mexican President Nacho Winslow who she said was as happy as a little boy with a jalapeƱo-flavored ice cream cone in each hand.

The president said that he decided to develop nuclear weapons after he saw how utterly stupid North Korea's Kim Jong Un has been acting with his threats to launch missiles towards Japan, Russia, India, and Los Angeles.

SIDENOTE: President Winslow has said that right now the distance capability of his nuclear weapons is only about 200 miles, but he has instructed his team of nuclear scientists to up that number to at least 500 miles by the Cinco de Mayo holiday.

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