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Sunday, 9 February 2014

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Vice-President Joe Biden has said that the Martian Marijuana could bring in an awful lot of money.

HOUSTON - NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has informed the various news agencies that the marijuana that the Martian land rover Curiosity recently discovered on Mars is in fact of a very, very high grade.

Timmelfarb stated that chemists analyzed the cannabis and found that it is actually ten times more potent that any marijuana found in Colorado and that includes Durango Bango, Pikes Peak Pow-Pow, and Aspen Loco Weed.

Twelve pounds of the marijuana found by Curiosity will be sent back to Earth and more specifically Houston where the pot will be further investigated.

Timmelfarb was asked who would get to smoke the tremendously powerful Martian pot. He simply smiled and said that the pot will probably be given to the U.S. government, who could end up raffling it off in order to raise needed revenue to help pay off some of the trillions of dollars that the government owes.

SIDENOTE: Willie Nelson, 80, has expressed to NASA that he would love to have first crack at purchasing some or all of the Martian Marijuana.

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