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Tuesday, 4 February 2014

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The space shuttle Discovery launched the Hubble Space Telescope into space in 1990.

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - A spokesperson for The Kennedy Space Center has just informed the public about an astonishing discovery made by the Hubble Space Telescope.

KSC Spokesman Virgo Coopercastle said that the telescope which was launched into space in 1990, by the space shuttle Discovery has transmitted photos that show what appear to be several arrowheads.

Coopercastle stated that he personally has seen all of the more than three dozen photos and they certainly appear to be arrowheads of the type made by Native-American's of the 1880s.

He told a reporter for National Focus Magazine that five of the arrowheads look exactly like the ones that the Comanche Indians used to make and use.

Noted expert on the planet Neptune Dr. Abercrombie Bitterwine, who is a professor at Left Coast College in Carpinteria, California, stated that if the objects are in fact arrowheads then it stands to reason that at one time Indians most probably inhabited Neptune.

SIDENOTE: Dr. Bitterwine said that is sounds impossible, but he is quick to point out that there was a time when everyone, except for Christopher Columbus, believed that the Earth was flat.

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