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Monday, 3 February 2014

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CINCINNATI, OH. - Scientists have held a conference to declare what everyone is thinking: global warming is a hoax.

"It's cold today, and it has been for several days in a row now. How can we say that the planet is warming? It makes no sense." said Blake Allen, a prominent scientist in his field.

For several years, Al Gore and his band of cronies have been trying to suggest that the planet is warming in a slow and steady manner, and will eventually get so warm life would be unsustainable.

Scientists at this new conference believe that humans should not be concerned, because the ozone layer is fine, and it's obviously cold out. No extra warming could be possible when it's cold.

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