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Thursday, 30 January 2014

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Astronaut Buzz Aldrin will be a featured guest on the telethon plus he will be taking some of the phone calls.

HOUSTON - It is widely known that NASA has been having financial problems for the past three years.

Much of that can be attributed to the high cost in utility bills which are enormous at The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center.

NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb has just informed the news media that in order to raise much needed funds, NASA has decided to put on a nationally televised telethon.

The event which promises to be a star-studded event will be carried by ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, and Telemundo.

Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson has agreed to be the show's co-host along with the sensuously sexy, and salivatingly sultry star of Modern Family, Sofia Vergara.

Timmelfarb has revealed that some of the artists who will be performing on the NASA telethon include Celine Dion, Boy Dylan, Blake Shelton, Pink, Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz, Usher, and hopefully The Rolling Stones.

In Other News. FOX news talking head Megyn Kelly is denying that she is pregnant with Shaquille O'Neals baby.

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