Written by Abel Rodriguez
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Thursday, 23 January 2014

image for Scientist Says The North Pole Could End Up Totally Covering Canada
A part of the North Pole that could possibly end up in Canada.

KINGSTON, Jamaica - One of the world's leading experts on the North Pole, Dr. Alejandro Pajaro, has said that if his global warming calculations are correct Canada is going to be in a world of trouble (no pun intended).

Dr. Pajaro stated that he has done extensive research on the subject and he foresees 83 percent of the North Pole breaking away and moving south on top of Canada.

The doctor pointed out that the date of this North Polar occurrence will occur sometime between September of 2030 and March of 2036.

When Dr. Pajaro was asked by an official with the Canadian government what he would recommend that Canada do, he simply replied that there is really nothing that anyone can do.

He went on to add that trying to stop 83 percent of the North Pole from moving southward on top of Canada would be like trying to drain the Pacific ocean using a Dixie cup, or like trying to kill a charging tiger with a water pistol, or like trying to wrestle a cupcake away from Kirstie Alley.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 plus 4?

3 18 4 7
61 readers are online right now!

Go to top