KINGSTON, Jamaica - One of the world's leading experts on the North Pole, Dr. Alejandro Pajaro, has said that if his global warming calculations are correct Canada is going to be in a world of trouble (no pun intended).
Dr. Pajaro stated that he has done extensive research on the subject and he foresees 83 percent of the North Pole breaking away and moving south on top of Canada.
The doctor pointed out that the date of this North Polar occurrence will occur sometime between September of 2030 and March of 2036.
When Dr. Pajaro was asked by an official with the Canadian government what he would recommend that Canada do, he simply replied that there is really nothing that anyone can do.
He went on to add that trying to stop 83 percent of the North Pole from moving southward on top of Canada would be like trying to drain the Pacific ocean using a Dixie cup, or like trying to kill a charging tiger with a water pistol, or like trying to wrestle a cupcake away from Kirstie Alley.