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Sunday, 5 January 2014

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HOUSTON - NASA has just informed the national news media that actress Sofia Vergara has just signed a contract to star in a public service commercial for The National Aeronautical Space Administration.

NASA Spokesperson Trent Timmelfarb said that Ms. Vergara, who stars in the hit sitcom Modern Family, will be flying into Houston to film the commercial.

Timmelfarb stated that the lusciously buxom actress will be appearing in a skimpy white bikini swimsuit which will have the NASA logo on the back.

Timmelfarb remarked that the Colombian-born actress has agreed to give her artistic fee back to NASA to show how strongly she believes in the NASA program.

SIDENOTE: Timmelfarb noted that President Obama was so impressed with Ms. Vergara's wonderfully generous offer that he has invited her to attend a White House Dinner, scheduled for February, in honor of Colombian President Lalo De La Luna, Jr.

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