Global teenagers are turning their backs on social network giant, Facebook, because their mums and dads are on their too!
A global, cyber exodus of unhappy, twittering teenagers has forced Facebook to block millions of mums, dads, grandma's, grandad's and anybody above the age of 17 using their site because the thought of teenies sharing anything with old farts is killing the place!
A Facebook rep gave the following statement:
"We are getting rid of anybody above the age of 17, blocking their accounts and demanding that old farts and parents should go back to writing letters (What is a letter mummy?) and sending smoke signals if they feel the urge to communicate with the rest of the world! It is a young peoples world and we know at Facebook exactly who is stupid enough to fall for our adverts!"
Mobile telephone companies are following Facebook's example and are also blocking off "old peoples" accounts. From 2014, only teenagers will be allowed to buy their lastest mobile gadgets and apps, the oldies can go back to using proper telephones and boxes (Mummy, what is a telephone box?)
President Obama is outraged at the decision to ban old farts from using Facebook and mobile telephones because now his fab NSA have no possibilites to spy on adults and he says, "teenagers are just full of crap, so why listen to their bullshit anyway!"
More as we FB it!