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Saturday, 28 December 2013

Facebook is at it again! Even with the highest restrictions put in place, Facebook has adjusted one woman's settings so her boss's wife's sister from fifteen hundred miles away could read a post that the shop was going to be closed because everyone was sick with the flu.

Her position threatened, she had to take action. Since suing Facebook was out of the question--because first of all, it costs one hundred and forty dollars just to go the the courthouse and file a bunch of papers; she decided the only thing left to do was directly defend herself.

So, she advised her technologically challenged boss's wife's sister from fifteen hundred miles away--through the boss--that she is not in any danger of catching the flu from that distance. The comment was soon deleted from her newsfeed.

She was further advised to check the shop'snewsfeed, and not the hapless woman's own personal wall. She further advised her own boss to change her own settings to "custom", and to select the ones she wants to keep informed.

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