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Topics: Jobs, record, Efficiency

Sunday, 22 December 2013

An unusual thyroid nodule set a record in Louisville for the most hormone produced for its relative size. In fact, it was so efficient, it was doing ALL of the jobs assigned its entire section, aptly named "the thyroid". Sadly, it was given its walking papers when it grew too large for the seat it was assigned.

After its departure, the entire section mourned the super-competent nodule. That's because the rest of the section was suddenly thrust into one of the worst workplace nightmares: picking up where "Nodule" left off.

One follicle, who declined to give her name, said "We have to pull our weight now. We all have to come together in this trying time and work this out. I guess it was just time...:

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