Worried Chinese Chief Minister, Dim Sum has phoned world leaders about an "X-Box" type control console found by the Jade Rabbit Rover in a transparent building on the moon. One huge button has a safety cover on it with a Do Not Press sign on it.
A huge array of buttons like a Star Trek console is arranged about the building. "We pressed a yellow button which said "Do not touch" on it and it would seem that Mars exploded with a big flash followed by a deep boom which took ages to get here, so we are not touching anything else.
Oh there is a joystick which seems to tilt the earth, but we put it back to normal. Can you get hold of Bill Gates for us immediately please?"