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Saturday, 21 December 2013

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Blasted accidentally out of the sky.

Worried Chinese Chief Minister, Dim Sum has phoned world leaders about an "X-Box" type control console found by the Jade Rabbit Rover in a transparent building on the moon. One huge button has a safety cover on it with a Do Not Press sign on it.

A huge array of buttons like a Star Trek console is arranged about the building. "We pressed a yellow button which said "Do not touch" on it and it would seem that Mars exploded with a big flash followed by a deep boom which took ages to get here, so we are not touching anything else.

Oh there is a joystick which seems to tilt the earth, but we put it back to normal. Can you get hold of Bill Gates for us immediately please?"

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