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Friday, 20 December 2013

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Limbaugh has stated that he loves sucking on a 12-inch cigar. (Photo courtesy of Ann Coulter).

NEW YORK CITY - Well it appears that the political volcano known as Mount St. Limbaugh is starting to rumble again.

GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has stated on his nationwide program that the United States needs to do away with the NASA program.

He pointed out that there is no reason why we should be spending millions of dollars exploring dirt on some far away planets that most of us will never even visit.

The outspoken political pundit who loves to walk around with a 12-incher (cigar) in his mouth said that we should be spending that money on more important things like more country clubs, opera theaters, ski resorts, and yacht clubs.

Limbaugh said that President Obama should take about $90,000 that is earmarked for NASA and provide it to the bankrupt city of Detroit.

In A Related Story. Rush Limbaugh has just published his latest book. It is titled, If I Was President, I Would Invade Every Country In The World.

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