Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Sunday, 15 December 2013

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PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has just informed the United Nations that he is claiming the planet Pluto for his country North Korea.

The leader of North Korea stated that he wants to make it perfectly clear that the United States and Russia are not the only two countries in the world who can go around laying claim to the moon and to the planets.

Kim Jong Un remarked that he has the legal documents in his possession and that anyone trying to land a space ship on Pluto will have to answer to him and his powerful army.

The Russian News Agency Vodkavich is reporting that President Putin has commented that his country is not in the habit of listening to Chihuahua dogs with bad hairdo's.

Kim Jong Un responded by saying that Putin will think bad hairdo when the Chihuahua dog bites him on his arrogant ankle.

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