CARPINTERIA, California - Two of America's leading scientists were speaking at an assembly of Planetary Science students at Left Coast College.
Dr. Heinrich Von Heinrich and Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser revealed an astounding fact to the students when they stated that they have evidence that leads them to believe that there are cattle on the planet Saturn.
The two scientists showed students photographic evidence to support their belief.
Dr. Von Heinrich stated that they have a total of 37 photos that were taken with the world's most advanced camera the RM-8000 Alpha.
He explained that the RM-8000 Alpha is so powerful that it can take a detailed photo of a flea's belly button from 30,000 feet up in the air.
Dr. Clexweiser noted that about 19 of the 37 photos taken of Saturn clearly show hoofmarks in the planet's dirt.
He pointed out that 8 of the photos also showed what appeared to be cow patties.
SIDENOTE: When the two doctors were asked if they could tell what breed of cattle are roaming around on Saturn, Dr. Von Heinrich replied that making an educated guess he would say the cattle are either Aberdeen Angus or Hereford.