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Wednesday, 11 December 2013

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Washington, DC Vice-President Joe Biden was chastised by fellow Democrats when he admitted that he goes to Canada for all of his prescriptions. He then went on to recommend that all Americans do this to save money.

Mr. Biden further announced that "I had an American doctor who had his head up his ass. He wouldn't give me Viagra because he claimed I have a heart problem, and he wouldn't give me anywhere near enough Vicodin or Percodan."

"And I've been forced to fly to Colorado for marijuana since they claim they don't have medical marijuana in Washington. And THAT is why we need health care reform in this country!" spoke Vice-President Biden.

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