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Wednesday, 4 December 2013

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The Periodic Table is to be used to teach sex education to Sisters in religious schools. Many nuns, who teach sex chemistry to young adults in The Pope's schools, currently do not understand the workings of the Periodic Table.

The table, which is used to predict the best time of the month for sexual pleasure in adults, has been kept secret from the Pope's nuns due to the teachings of Saint Libido, the Patron Saint of sex, in 1964.

Elements of the table are said to be seditious and to encourage pleasure, but Pope Francisco said yesterday that Periodic Tables look quite nice with a vase of flowers on them.

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