Scientists have proven what men have always thought they knew inside out! Women tick differently, in fact, they are so different males are in New Zealand and females in Latvia always!
One male scientist on the project attempted to wire up with his female colleague, but got lost in Borneo, so he decided to marry an orangutan; they have been happy ever since.
As for the female, she defined the attempt to find the same wires as spaghetti bolognese especially at certain times of the month and when reaching 50.
The results of the study have now been published in MAD, a hugely popular scientific magazine, and readers, male and female, desperate to get connected with the oposite sex have gone wireless.
Maybe it would have been better not to study the wiring systems of humans and let them get on with it. Meanwhile, the sales of wireless mobile phones has hit record turnovers and it is no wonder. Cable Guys are also being employed to work it all out, but until now have only been blowing fuses!
More as we attempt to roll the spaghetti around our forks and suck...