Written by Abel Rodriguez
Print this

Monday, 2 December 2013

image for NASA Reports That The Martian Land Rover Has Run Over A Possum
NASA officials are going over a computer readout sent by the land rover Curiosity.

HOUSTON - NASA officials have just received a computer readout from the Martian land rover Curiosity which reports that it has run over what appeared to be a possum.

One of the NASA executives who saw the computer message noted that a varmint type of figure can be seen underneath Curiosity's left front tire.

Close up photos showed definite signs of fur and apparently the possum was not really hurt as it can be seen in one photo scurrying off scared as the dickens, as they say in Mississippi.

Early reports are that there was no noticeable damage to the land rover and further photos will be taken to see if any teeth or paw marks can be found.

SIDENOTE: One of the chief mechanics who worked on the land rover stated that Curiosity was built to withstand running over an adult dairy cow without sustaining any damage whatsoever.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 1 multiplied by 1?

9 20 19 1
66 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more