Written by Abel Rodriguez
Print this

Monday, 2 December 2013

image for Gary Busey Banned From Visiting The NASA Space Center
Gary Busey in a scene from the movie musical Moon Rock Rock 'n' Roll.

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, the official spokesperson for NASA's Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center, recently met with representatives of the news media.

He discussed the topic of the land rover Curiosity, which is on the planet Mars gathering up an unbounded wealth of information.

Timmelfarb noted that it has been a tremendous success and that some of the little problems such as the low oil light coming on have been fixed.

He was asked about the statement made by Hollywood actor Gary Busey that he would love to go to Mars and actually drive the land rover.

After pausing for a few moments, Timmelfarb shook his head and replied, "It ain't happening folks, trust me."

He went on to say that he had personally spoken to Mr. Busey, and while he is a fairly good actor he really is not qualified to drive the land rover.

Timmelfarb added that when he informed Mr. Busey of NASA's decision he became somewhat irate and started rattling off a passel of expletives.

Mr. Busey was asked to stop acting like the male version of Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter.

He refused and continued with his venemous tirade.

SIDENOTE: Gary Busey has since been permanentley banned from ever setting foot on The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center. NASA Security guards have been instructed that should Mr. Busey show up, he is to be tasered immediately and taken into custody.

Make Abel Rodriguez's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 2 multiplied by 3?

5 10 6 21
59 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more